Worst Movies of the 9. This is a list of the worst movies of the decade as chosen by our site visitors. But that last point is a bit beside the point. Today, or whenever, Disney have decided to take on Hercules as their film of the year. Complete with: well below Disney- par artwork, appalling choices of voice- overs, bad animation, unlikeable (and very badly drawn) characters and crappy dialouge devoid of humour at all. The 1. 3th Floor. The plot (if there was one) was so convoluted. Went into this movie thinking that it was going to be an action flick. The most action that I saw in this movie was Banderas making a sword for about ten minutes in the movie and then using it once in a two minute battle scene. Makes me pissed that I watched this poor excuse of a movie as long as I did. Nicholas Cage can pick some stinkers sometimes. Bad movie, not worth a $1 dollar rental. Also, didn't see it on this list but that Star Wars Episode 1 was pretty weak, that little kid was terrible. Nicholas Cage did a horrible job in this movie. It was nonesence,and I hope there's no follow- up. Top 12 Movies in History That Were Ahead of Their Time. In honor of the upcoming movie 300, which is poised to show.Walk the Line movie reviews & Metacritic score: The story of the young Johnny Cash and his incendiary love affair with June Carter Cash come to life in Walk. Welcome to X-Men Chronology, Facts, and Opinions. This page has a lot of spoilers! Erhu; Classification: Bowed string instrument: Playing range; D4 up to A7. Related instruments; Huqin. Me and Earl and the Dying Girl movie reviews & Metacritic score: Greg (Thomas Mann), a high school senior who is trying to blend in anonymously, avoids deepe. What do you mean, 'The End'?! A Gainax Ending is an ending that doesn't make any sense, or does make sense but is hidden under enough Mind Screw to not have Driving Miss Daisy is one of my top 10 favorite movies–and that’s saying a lot, considering that I was about ten years old the first time I watched it. Chapter 1: Science No. The Selection and Preparation of The Victim. A - Selection Based on Genetics and Disassociative Abilities. Many people remember islands, land masses, and countries in alternate locations. Some of those memories are startlingly similar. I discussed this in two previous. This movie was so bad. The secondary plot line - Cage and his wife - was terrible and felt as though it had been thrown in as an afterthought. Devils Advocate, Clerks, Big Lebowski, bad movies??? Are you all out of your f- ing minds? These are cult classics you retards! Alien 3. Rubbish follow- up to one of the most enjoyable sci- fi/horror/action flicks of all time. Starting the movie by killing two characters whom most movie goers liked was mistake number one. Scenes resembling video game POV shots (supposedly seeing from the Xenomorph point of view) were also not impressive. A bunch of drunk monkeys typing could have done a better job. All Of The Above! All you people have problems! About a quarter of those movies were awesome. You guys just don't have taste. Go watch Broke Back Mountain, FAGS!!! Anacondaa gay ass moie about dumb ass overgrown snakes. It wuz so cheap they had to play some of the footage backwards just to afford it. Definetly 2 eyelids down. Anaconda. Good God! Haven't you people seen Anaconda!?!? All of these movies are much, much better than Anaconda and most of them are terrible.. The best part of this movie was that it restored my faith in the resiliance of human beings because those actors that took part in this travesty somehow rebuilt their careers relatively unscathed. This is easily the worst movie ever. Not just in the 9. I saw it was because the snake seemed kinda cool but it made like three cameos and they sucked! Anaconda. Oh my God, the worst thing I've seen in a long time. This entire page should just be a review of ANACONDA the worst movie ever made! I tried to watch more than 1 hour of this disaster on film but blood almost started coming out of my eyes like the snake was tightening around me. The stupid in this movie almost burnt me alive by the second appearance of the snake! BLAH! Apt Pupil. Booooooooriiiiiing.. Don't forget the awful performances from the people that weren't Steve Buscemi, especially when it comes to pretty boy Ben Affleck. It's not even enjoyable, it's just bad. Astonauts Wifea corny movie about a man going into space and turning into an alien! I mean REALLY! Backdoor Sluts 9. This movie was about the WORST porno i have ever seen! Nipples on the rubber bat- suits? Boy, is that queer, but enough gay jokes. Chris O'Donnel was just so bad in this movie. When you see him, you expect Adam West to dawn the cape and cowl. George Clooney, who's just a actor in the first place. He should have stuck to ER, and retire with dignity. I'll tell when it got really lame, when they blow off the doors of the rocket ship, Robin is surfing on the door yelling . But since it bombed, that proves there is a god. I can see where they tried their best with adapting a film version of this from the comics but it seems like every person involved in the film did care who the audience was. From the Batman suit, the premise of the story, and the acting it was hard to pick which one was the worst part. Batman And Robin. I blamed this one on that damn director Joel Shumacher. He made this movie like that campy 1. TV show. The storyline sucks and the dumbest thing is that the butler Alfred has a niece named Barbara Wilson played by Alicia Silverstone, also as Batgirl (wait a damn minute, does Commisioner Gordon has a daughter name Barbara Gordon who's really Batgirl). But in all, what the hell happened with Tim Burton and the background music by Danny Elfman? The Batman francise is no more, and it's all because of Joel Schumacher. No, they had to make a 4th film. Starring a horrible casted role of George Clooney as Batman. Batman and Robin make lowbrow comments throughout the movie saying things only my brother would laugh at. And here comes another hero into the batcave.. Alicia Silverstone as Batgirl! Don't ruin the Batman epic with Silverstones poor acting, Tim Burton. Batman and Robinthis movie sux ass! Cloony was a horrible batman. Val was better then him but no one could have done it better than Keaton. The whole thing sucked how they made Gotham city look to Arnold being mr. All the charaters sucked. But i can beleive Alica Silverstone she was maybe the only believable character in the movie. Tim Burton where are you. Batman and Robin. Probably the worst movie that i have ever seen in my life and i have seen a few bad ones. Well.. first of all, the story for this film was originally the . Ron Hubbard.. founder of Scientology and paragon of excellence in storytelling. The story goes like this: some aliens wipe out most of humanity and knock the survivors back to the stone- age, they enslave the leftovers and put 'em to work mining gold, the humans get fed up and mount a revolt, the humans win, and the alien's home planet is destroyed by *cough* ONE nuclear warhead. In other words.. this film is about as predictable as a drunk Gallagher in the produce section and about as futile as a Green Party rally at Oral Robert's University. Evidently, this movie was supposed to incorporate overtones of Scientologist . Well shit.. I guess their brand of . It seems that the basis of this cult's philosophy revolves around some lofty, metaphysical concept of . If this is Scientology's first triumphant foray into the world of film, then I shudder at the prospect of what might lie ahead. Hopefully, this film will kill John Travolta's little . Travolta's character, . Imagine the guy from White Zombie sporting Gene Simmons platform boots, add a dash of Klingon, give him noseplugs, and bingo.. If you're slightly masochistic and don't mind wasting a couple of precious hours of your life, then watching everybody's favorite former Sweathog stomp around in those ridiculous . Oh yeah, I almost forgot, . Hmmmm.. what star system might that planet found in? Outside of Travolta and the guy who played . The guy that plays the main hero brings an abysmal lack of talent to the table.. LA surfer wannabe version of the Beastmaster. For God's sake, he makes Marc Singer look like Laurence Olivier! Well, I guess he isn't completely worthless.. I'm sure that this guy will be able to find plenty of work in the soft porn industry or perhaps even as an extra in a USA Network, late- night, made- for- TV movie. It is my sincere hope that I never see this guy . Sure.. he didn't have much to work with in the way of dialogue, but for shit's sake, Bobcat Goldthwait could out- act this dick- snot. To sum up: this film is a truly monolithic slab of pure, unadulterated, unrefined, grade- A, top drawer, take- no- prisoners, world class, peerless owl- shit and a poignant example of Hollywood's staggering lack of respect for both its audience and the noble art of film making. Prognosis: destroy this film and all evidence of its existence. This movie should come with a surgeon general's warning label. Chances are that the damage caused by such brazenly foul movies will reverberate throughout the science fiction genre for years.. If we want our children to have any decent sci- fi, then we must strike while the iron is hot! It is our obligation to future generations to arrest this pestilence and reclaim our birthright! Good citizen, the time is now! Do your part and burn a copy of . If you took the time to read the book you would know it was the script writers that FFFed up the storie. Forrest Whittaker, Larry Anderson (ex Scientologist who appears in the film) and the film's writer apologized for this. It's like a bad Star Trek episode on acid, with John Travolta (in the film that is now a permanent stain on his career) his . The Big Lebowski. Stupid there was no plot in this movie. Their names are not important by the way. The Birdcage. What on earth did people see in that movie? I don't even remember this movie it was so bad. Black Sheep. Thought we were going to see another Tommy Boy, but hell no we didn't. No plot, and no comedy. Typical fat guy falls over and we laugh but that got really stale really quick. I knew Chris Farley's days were numbered after this flop. The Blair Witch Project. I'm Sorry but the ONLY THING the makers of this film did well was tease the public. They were ingenious in their efforts to create hype for this movie. The fake documetary on The Sci Fi Channel peeked my interest and I later learned it was all a hoax. She was so unbelievably annoying!!! She couldnt even shut up for 1 second to let that poor old lady finish a sentence! And lets face it I really didn't enjoy watching the camera violently jog around the screen. I got sick to my stomach. Until about 1. 5 minutes in I thought he WAS Dirty Harry - until someone called him something else besides Harry Callahan (it was STILL a name that was similar, like Mc. Cullock or something).. Sure enough, ol rubber jowls Eastwood was soon engaging in the Democratic National Past Time with her, AFTER we were shown numerous scenes of him having HEART SURGERY, etc, which only REINFORCED how much OLDER he was - eeeyeuch!
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